Bradford Degeneration Correct but not Politically Correct

It seems that the nutters in the commons have come up with a wonderful idea of how to legitimise their expenses scams and constant pandering to the unsavoury industries that force feed children with refined fat burgers and sugar-ladened drinks* - they will force us all to vote and twice too - once for the least bad candidate and again for the second least bad. Sorry but if I vote I want my vote to mean something and I want it to prevent unsuitable corrupt egotistical bastards ever holding office, I want a "non of the above are suitable" with a very low threshold (say 5% of votes cast) that would result in the candidates being banned from public office, public employment and voting for life and the vacancy being filled by a random selection from the voters.

Obviously the ideal solution would be to legalise the killing of politicians but the buggers won't vote for that will they?

* a favourite topic of the gobshite for shipley who sponsored an EDM calling for no more restrictions on the ability to advertise crap to children. His nutcase record of EDMs can be seen here strangely the UKs only adolescent MP doesn't seem to have done anything at all since October 2007 - perhaps he's too busy with the troubles of adolescence to actually represent the vested interests who keep him in considerable comfort.

It seems the twit Philip Davies can't open his mouth without both feet leaping in at once. Dear old fop Cameroon is proposing that 30% of his cabinet should be persons of the other gender to which the pimply adolescent squeaked:

it was 'completely unacceptable', adding: 'If you believe in true equality, which I do, then it should be irrelevant what somebody's gender should be. People who are good enough for the job will be accused of getting it on false premises and people who aren't will be exposed as not being up to the job.'

What he really means is "oh bugger now I'll never get a job".

I wonder how many Shipley conservatives were actually sober during the selection process for this buffoon or perhaps he was the only man in a field of women and that's why they chose someone so stupid.

Here's what the T&A reported. What he actually meant was

As an MP I'm proud of being able to pontificate on anything while knowing nothing, I'm proud that even though I'm utterly ignorant of Sharia Law I can insult far greater people who know much more about it than me - especially that bearded extremist in a dress the Imam of Canterbury. I see no reason why the police shouldn't follow my fine example and act from uneducated prejudice whenever they go near a muslim.

Just how many absolute morons are there in Shipley for them to elect this Philip Davies thicko as MP (I was going to put cunt but cunts have some uses and this idiot certainly doesn't).

That boy wonder of British politics the rent-a-quote Gob for Shipley, seems to have crapped his pants at the thought of what those terrible beardies who were caught reading naughty things at Bradford University might do now they are released.

However, Philip Davies, Conservative MP for Shipley, called Lord Phillip's decision "quite worrying". Mr Davies added: "These judges are giving people a green light to look at material which is totally inappropriate. Given the situation we are in that is quite worrying. Why on earth were these people accessing this material? I think people generally would like to see a harder line being taken."

Calm down Philip, change your underwear and concentrate on growing enough facial hair yourself to merit the first shave of your life. Oh and try to get a photo taken that doesn't make you look like some spotty teenage nerd.

I was somewhat amused to find this entry in a google news search:

(Telegraph & Argus, Bradford, UK). Britain's Muslim Weekly which I think the BNP goons that read the T&A and constantly get outraged about Wiggy's (aka David Barnett) denounciations of BNP supporters as thick racist chavs will agree is an almost accurate description of the rag except for the fact it is Daily.

The site also rather amusingly seems to think MPs change their surname on election to that of their constituency ....either that or the current MP for Shipley is such a non-entity they are making a quiet satirical comment

However given that the blog entry perpetuates the Kirklees three little pigs myth (the decision of the dungaree wearing lesbian guardianista social workers/teachers involved was reversed by a flat-cap wearing councillor once he'd got back from feeding his whippet - which the site notes but still repeats the myth!) I suspect it's simply that the writer was simply too idle to properly research his item incase facts got in the way of his prejudices.