Anonymous sources have started this guide to some of the more high profile people, places and events in Bradford that may need translation for those less familiar with the dear old city. To submit your contribution for consideration click add child page below. Where I have editorialised due to the petty racism in the initial contribution this is in italics. The original version claimed to be an equal opportunity exercise in causing offense but it had a remarkable bias towards offending muslims which suggests a high level of TWC contribution, hopefully I have redressed that balance a little.