"IIlbert hath it - it is waste" - Doomsday

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In the vault beneath Greengarth, his stupendous mansion on Cleckheaton Moor, Alderman Foodbotham, the 25-stone, crag-visaged, iron-watch-chained, grim-booted perpetual chairman of Bradford city council's tramways and fine arts committee, already stirs in his long sleep, as if soon to be aroused by the summons to rise and rid his beloved city of the vandals, planners and social workers who have taken over. Quoted from Philip Purser's obituary to Micharl Wharton