Bradford Degeneration Correct but not Politically Correct

Or at least one of their more malignant manifestations you will note how the Toothless and Gutless has sneaked in the information that Bradfordvision was a simple device to syphon off £2m a year from rengeneration funding of £15m for the social services mafia.

I cannot confirm rumours that Konsumptive Kris (or Nero as we like to call him) reached this decision in a fit of pique after a romantic setback. However I can confirm that he will be buying a new fiddle to play while Bradford burns around him.

I presume that if we get the 31st October without ground being broken on Broadway Maud Marshall will be publically executed in Centenary Square.

Meanwhile council officials have confirmed that the much publicised Water feature on Darley street will in fact be an incontinent wino sat on a bench at the top of the street. In line with previous T&A reports this water feature will be removed each night to a local shelter and returned the following day with an ample supply of White Lightning to ensure a constant flow of "water".

Also in the "news" various idiot Bradfordians are getting all excited about the fact that the nerdy facebook doesn't recognise Bradford. The Toothless and Gutless having been contacted by one of these useless whingers reports this as news.

Facebook does have a Stuart McCall appreciation society - mostly for grateful supporters of other League Two teams that his inept management is giving them at least six points this season. The quality of the sort of losers who sign up for facebook can be easily seen from the fact it has no networks for Oxford University (or cambridge for that matter - it seems to be exclusively the lower sort of technical college, polytechnics and those awful modern universities built after the 1700s), Pembroke College or Heckmondwike Grammar School (similarly it seems to have an entry for the downmarket Harrow but not Eton). All in all facebook looks pretty much like a facepack so re-assuringly ugly that when you take it off you look better.