Bradford Degeneration Correct but not Politically Correct

That boy wonder of British politics the rent-a-quote Gob for Shipley, seems to have crapped his pants at the thought of what those terrible beardies who were caught reading naughty things at Bradford University might do now they are released.

However, Philip Davies, Conservative MP for Shipley, called Lord Phillip's decision "quite worrying". Mr Davies added: "These judges are giving people a green light to look at material which is totally inappropriate. Given the situation we are in that is quite worrying. Why on earth were these people accessing this material? I think people generally would like to see a harder line being taken."

Calm down Philip, change your underwear and concentrate on growing enough facial hair yourself to merit the first shave of your life. Oh and try to get a photo taken that doesn't make you look like some spotty teenage nerd.