The Devil's Own Blog From God's Own County

How else can you interpret their assumption that the fact Serco have lost track of 33 children means they have been dragged off into forced marriages (note there is no evidence whatsoever to suggest any of the 33 are from cultures that might occasionally arrange sensible marriages for their children rather than let them get pregnant at 11, married at 16, divorced at 17 and dead from congenital stupidity and being a white chav at 18)?

It is absolutely laughable to think Bradford Education is sufficiently competent to keep track of children in their schools - for a start they try to kill them annually with the winter vomiting virus, then they hide the under achievers somewhere they don't affect the league tables and use the disabled kiddies as excuses to demolish the Odeon.

Given that Kris Hopkins is more concerned about counting fat chavs visiting the gym to help him get elected in Keighley than anything else I would venture that these figures are more down to incompetence than the mythical forced marriages the right wing loonies keep ranting on about.

True there might be the odd bad 'un among the village people in Bradford's non-existent ghettos but do you think that Bradford Schools would manage to have the information to say so - I bloody well don't.