Bradford Degeneration Correct but not Politically Correct

It seems that the nutters in the commons have come up with a wonderful idea of how to legitimise their expenses scams and constant pandering to the unsavoury industries that force feed children with refined fat burgers and sugar-ladened drinks* - they will force us all to vote and twice too - once for the least bad candidate and again for the second least bad. Sorry but if I vote I want my vote to mean something and I want it to prevent unsuitable corrupt egotistical bastards ever holding office, I want a "non of the above are suitable" with a very low threshold (say 5% of votes cast) that would result in the candidates being banned from public office, public employment and voting for life and the vacancy being filled by a random selection from the voters.

Obviously the ideal solution would be to legalise the killing of politicians but the buggers won't vote for that will they?

* a favourite topic of the gobshite for shipley who sponsored an EDM calling for no more restrictions on the ability to advertise crap to children. His nutcase record of EDMs can be seen here strangely the UKs only adolescent MP doesn't seem to have done anything at all since October 2007 - perhaps he's too busy with the troubles of adolescence to actually represent the vested interests who keep him in considerable comfort.