There I was happily enjoying a heavily buttered crumpet when I found out they've been sneaking unsaturated fats into my butter. I'm just popping out to buy some full-fat butter before this soft stuff kills me.
The doubt of an earnest, thoughtful, patient and laborious mind is worthy of respect. In such doubt may be found indeed more faith than in half the creeds.
— John Lancaster Spalding, “Means and Ends of Educationâ€