Bradford Degeneration Correct but not Politically Correct

In a remarkable about face Maud Marshall, Kris Hopkins and Perry Austin-Clarke have called a lunchtime press conference at which they will announce that the Odeon is to be converted into a state of the art concert hall with funds that will be released by cancelling all the madcap Bradford Centre Regeneration Schemes. Kris Hopkins will apologise for his red brick monstrosity statements and admit that disabled kiddies had nothing to do with his visceral hatred of the Odeon which actually arose from the fact he never got to sit on the back row with his first girlfriend who was more than a little frigid.

Perry Austin-Clarke will announce that the T&A is donating £1m towards refurbishment of the Odeon by way of a public apology for his involvement in planning its destruction and arranging a £4m payment for the T&A building to permit the extension of St George's Hall in an attempt to stymie any plans for another concert hall.

Sadly the only statement made at lunchtime was "April fool!!" <---post lunchtime addition!