Bradford Degeneration Correct but not Politically Correct

If you really want to drive up the wrong side of the road, on pavements, or across Centenary Square scattering pedestrians on a evening get a quad. Even though you are required by law to wear a helmet, have a road legal exhaust, tyres, lights and all the boring things that go with uk type approval. You will never be pulled over as Bradfords 'thick blue line' dont seem to be able to work out that they are in fact ridden by TW*TS even though they are registered as 'farm vehicles'. The official line from the Chief Cuntstable is that no officer may pursue any quad bike involved in illegal activities as they are unsafe in a chase and the rider or family may sue over injuries caused if they crash.
N.B. I see a way to lower the crime rate in Bradford here, give them away for free as they are renowned for serious head injuries due to their propensity to tip sideways in fast corners depositing the rider on their head then landing on top of them! Ask Ozzy Osbourne and Rik Mayall