Bradford Degeneration Correct but not Politically Correct

Allowing women to wear shorts at Wimbledon. Next thing you know they'll be making the Scot wear underwear with the result that the army will no longer be feared by the Afghani tribesmen in the Khyber Pass*.

* Come to think of it maybe that explains why so many are being killed in another of Tony's wars - maybe we are sending troops into battle over dressed .... obviously underpants are far more important than body armour.