The Devil's Own Blog From God's Own County

I am told that a close family member asked to identify the corpse left ranting "that's not my brother, do I look like the brother of an ugly white honky with a bad nosejob? They say he had some sort of fading disease but my kids regularly sleepover with Michael and they'd tell me if he did bad things like turning white wouldn't they? Still it does confirm the old 'ho's tale - dem white boys sure do have small ones!"

I won't believe he's dead until I see the coffin Moonwalk.