The Devil's Own Blog From God's Own County

Now that the sinister control freaky plans to ensure that each and every one of the UKs 60 million population is given a vaccine that has not been tested for safety or efficacy has emerged I do wonder.

We all know the glee with which the autistic nut-job in charge of the country used terrorism to push Plan A to catalog everyone so that they can be more closely controlled. The regular fake terrorism scares since 9/11 that have been used to keep the herd scared (the liquid explosives, the shoe-bomber, the blowing up of the damp squib of 7/7 into a sinister threat against us all - indeed only recently some ghastly memorial was splashed all over TV and the press in case the herd has begun to forget* etc). Alas this seems to be wearing thin and some of the less dim sheep show signs of questioning why the vanishingly small threat of terrorism means the public have to account for their every movement from the day they were born to the day the NHS euthanizes them on cost grounds.

Plan B - the e-borders system which essentially requires travellers to permit Gordon's Gestapo Goons access to everything about you that you'd rather he didn't know (who you shagged last week, all your bank and credit card details and the same for at least a couple of generations of your ancestors) has been shot down in flames by the Brussels Bureaucracy pointing out that it is illegal for anything other than the details on a passport to be required for travel within the European Fourth Reich.

Plan C - the spurious threat of the pedo on every street corner is being used to convince the ever fearful morons we call the public that every child should be branded and recorded on a national database (supposedly the biometric data will be destroyed on the child attaining the age of 18 but if you believe that then you are even more stupid than the One-eyed control freak believes you are) - will take at least 100 years before everyone is recorded on the computers at Neue-Prinz-Albrecht-Straße (assuming Boris, that last bastion of freewill, permits the proposed name change for Downing Street)

So we come to Plan D, scare everyone shitless over a mild and innocuous disease so they will all rush for an untested vaccine (that is probably useless, but requires two doses). How will Gordon "call me obsessive compulsive" Brown, Control Freak General by appointment of HM the Queen ensure that accurate records are kept of everyone so that he can be sure everyone is branded? (oops sorry, that should say turns up for dose two) - well by taking a biometric sample when the first dose is given, recording this on a national database and injecting a RFID tag along with the second dose.

Of course you might say this is all a far-fetched conspiracy theory and so`would I, except for one thing - we actually do have a Prime Minister who shows all`the signs of being an autistic nut-job with at best a tenuous grip on reality ("the army has enough helicopters in Afghanistan") and a proven inability to socialise.

Call me paranoid if you want but I won't be subjecting myself to vaccination for a strain of flu so mild that even the Orwellian NHS admits has only killed one person who didn't already have one or more feet in the grave.

*If the memorial had to be done then it should have been for all 56 people who died, not merely the 52 poster-persons of the government's campaign for ID-cards. "Terrorists" have families too and I don't see why they shouldn't have the same right to grieve their loved ones as do the families of the victims.