The Devil's Own Blog From God's Own County

Ok I'm lying when it comes to the kiddy-fiddling aspects (I've always taken the view that a chap needs a pair of pleasure bags to put his face between and go blub-blub-blub and despite all society's attempts to sexualise children they haven't gone that far yet). No what I'm talking about is the wearing of white cotton gloves - having taken to touchscreen computers for both my desktop and lappy they've become virtually essential to avoid leaving greasy prints on the screen. Seems to me there is a coming opportunity in buying up medical cotton gloves at £1.99 a pair and reselling them to geeks as screen protectors at £49.99 each.

BTW touchscreen is so better than a mouse that I've ejaculated over my keyboard in excitement.