The Devil's Own Blog From God's Own County

Firstly technological stagnation - we used to be able to fly supersonic to New York to annoy the Yanks now it takes forever.

Secondly the lack of secrecy - these days the spooks advertise, in my days I lunched with my tutor and Master of the College and it was suggested that I go chat with some people that didn't exist (that is the ones that didn't exist even more than the ones that didn't exist) in a building that didn't exist for a job that didn't exist³. Having said that DH&S offered me more money so I opted for the rather more exciting world of accountancy.

Thirdly people believe women when they cry "rape"¹

Discuss.

¹ To be honest it ended when we forgot that women are randy sluts who. given half a chance, will have anything with a penis (and if it hasn't they'll strap a cucumber to it and make do) - and if you want proof of this look at the sales flop of the Washing Machine that didn't VIBRATE².

² Joke: Q-Why can't you get a washing machine that doesn't vibrate? A-Women.

³ There is some dispute about who didn't exist the most. What is certain is that MI5 didn't exist the least and the title bout was MI6 vs GCHQ.